I’d Like To Report a Theft

Yes Officer, all my time has been nicked. The last two weeks or so. Oh yes, I know who he was. A big fat guy in red. Laughing to himself all the time and muttering about magic reindeer. Drunk, I think, or on drugs…

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7 Responses to I’d Like To Report a Theft

  1. docbungle says:

    You as well. He gets about

  2. redfox4242 says:

    Hahahaha! That is so funny. I laughed when I read that post.

  3. Ben says:

    He also forced lots of food down my throat.

  4. Mark Thompson says:

    Let’s say he eats 2 cookies at about half the stops he makes…. there are 7 billion people in the world and lets say half of them leave cookies (7 billion would be about 3 billion familes, and half of that would be 1.5 billion). 3 billion cookies would be consumed and if you took an average caloric intake of a cookie and set it at 50 calories that would be 150 billion calories in one night. So not only is this ninja dressed in red, he could make Kobayashi look like a preschooler when it comes to eating contests.

    just to let you know that would be 12,500,000,000 an hour…. just sayin’… my guess is most photgraphic representations of sant found throughout this world has been towards the end of the 24 hour present cycle. He looks emaciated at the beginning of the night.

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