So here I am, hard at work reading the Mars Attacks comic when the thought strikes me: why are they so angry?
Wherever they turn up in fiction* Martians always attack. Why do we never see Mars Learns To Salsa, or Mars Does The Lottery or Mars Goes For A Picnic? I know Mars was the god of war, but don’t they have any hobbies that don’t involve world conquest, medical experimentation or bio-weapons?
As the president said, “Why can’t we all just get along?”
* As opposed to real Martians.