Category Archives: Random Thoughts

It’s amazing really, how obvious it is to everyone else that I am in urgent need of more tramodol, viagra, Louis Vuitton bags, Russian brides, anti-ageing everything, and any number of fake Rolexes. Judging by the spam, I really need … Continue reading →

The last of these Trollslaying sonnets isn’t a sonnet at all, though it is still about Slayers. Having done the previous two in one form, I thought I’d try something different and went back to a style that is reminiscent … Continue reading →

Here’s the second sonnet on trollslaying. This one is from the viewpoint of the human, Felix Jaegar of Gotrek & Felix fame. If you don’t know the story, basically he got very drunk with a dwarf in a bar one … Continue reading →

Back when I was talking haikus, I mentioned that I had written some sonnets about Trollslayers. I did say don’t ask, but some of you insisted so here’s the first of them for your amusement: Trollslayer A silver glitter arcs across … Continue reading →

These days a shiny new KickStarter campaign appears over the horizon every few days – or at least it seems so. There are a plethora of worthy projects clamouring for your attention and it can be easy to miss out … Continue reading →

Well that was a pleasant surprise. My normal morning trawl through the emails included one that tells me I’ve won the haiku competition on TGN. Cool. The winning haiku was one of three I entered. My entry in total read: … Continue reading →

It was going to be goblins. Lots of them. I’d got piles of the little fellers piled up ready, then this nice chap in a snazzy brown outfit came and delivered a box. It’s shiny and it’s new. It’s not … Continue reading →

Changing to this new (for me) discipline of posting specific topics on specific days is taking some getting used to, but I am getting there. Of course, this doesn’t mean that you guys necessarily get what you were expecting each … Continue reading →

A little while ago I did a rather long and rambly interview for a Spanish podcast. They’re still working on the Spanish dubbing, which was the original purpose. However, I won’t be able to understand that so they’ve also posted … Continue reading →